A big shot lawyer gets tired of his life always being in the newspaper or on the news
He decides he wants a quiter life and get closer to the real truth and goes to tibet and joins a monastery . The Abbott meets him at the door and they talk and he tells the lawyer that they spend all their time praying or studying about prayer and that they are only allowed to say two words every 5 years. And the lawyer agrees and they give him a brown robe and show him to his room.
Well 5 years passed and the Abbott called him to the office and says it's been five years do you have anything to say? The guy says room cold. The abott says I'll see what I can do about that, you can go back to your room now. Well now tens years has passed the Abbott calls him to the office and says it's been ten years now do you have anything to say? The guys said food bad. The Abbott says I'll look into it you can go back to your room now. Time goes by and the Abbott calls him into the office and says it's been fifteen years now do you have anything to say? And the guy says I quit. The abbott says well I'm not surprised all you've done is fuckin complain since you've been here.
Well 5 years passed and the Abbott called him to the office and says it's been five years do you have anything to say? The guy says room cold. The abott says I'll see what I can do about that, you can go back to your room now. Well now tens years has passed the Abbott calls him to the office and says it's been ten years now do you have anything to say? The guys said food bad. The Abbott says I'll look into it you can go back to your room now. Time goes by and the Abbott calls him into the office and says it's been fifteen years now do you have anything to say? And the guy says I quit. The abbott says well I'm not surprised all you've done is fuckin complain since you've been here.
