The sad thing about job hunting is that no matter how much you do it, you've never actually made any more progress.

I'm exactly where I was two months ago. Nothing's working. All I want is to be an adult, just give me a wage slave job please I swear to god I'll do anything no matter how degrading it is. I can't take it anymore. I take all the energy I have to compose myself and go into every opportunity with confidence and enthusiasm and at this point getting rejected again barely even hurts. Just throw me a bone somewhere, I don't even care