I’m going to start my own taxi service!

It’s going to be called “Prompt Taxi”.

My company’s gimmick will be..
If we don’t get you to your destination in 3.5 seconds, then your ride is free!

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SW-User

I left exactly one review for a taxi company which I remember basically verbatim...

"AAA Taxi: When you value your time more than your life."

XenonRush · M

Was it a decent ride?
@SW-User

SW-User

@XenonRush It was very fast.

checkoutanytime · M

We have a saying around here for folks like that, " he likes to go fast", simple but accurate.

SW-User

@checkoutanytime That's a [i]saying[/i] by you? Where the fuck do you live?

checkoutanytime · M

@SW-User no its what we say about people all jacked up on speed, "I mean it" 😆

SW-User

@checkoutanytime That makes a lot more sense than what I was thinking.

ABCDEF7 · M

Where would be the destination? Heaven or Hospital?

Longpatrol · 31-35, M

Is my destination heaven or something damn bro

Rickg · 31-35, M

I’m not sure that’s a viable business plan

Mamapolo2016 · F

You'll be needing good insurance.

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