Has Verizon ever sent any reps to your house, asking you to sign up for their internet?
This has happened to me twice now and it's getting on my nerves 馃檮
31-35, M
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robertsnj 路 56-60, M
eh what is really funny is 4-5 times a day the knock on the door of a Mormon or a Jehova's witness. ....
hey wait! actually that is your play!
Step 1 buy a bible---with ribbon bookmark--fancy one
Step 2 cut them off mid sentence and ask them if they accepted Jesus as their lord and savior" and maybe follow it up with whatever stuff they say about going to hell.
Have a couple of chick tracks (James chick if you were curious about that fella) to hand out before they go.
You get bonus points if you memorize the retail location nearest you and when you get rejected by them say "hey no problem guys, I can catch you at the (insert address) office next week......Jesus loves you"
hey wait! actually that is your play!
Step 1 buy a bible---with ribbon bookmark--fancy one
Step 2 cut them off mid sentence and ask them if they accepted Jesus as their lord and savior" and maybe follow it up with whatever stuff they say about going to hell.
Have a couple of chick tracks (James chick if you were curious about that fella) to hand out before they go.
You get bonus points if you memorize the retail location nearest you and when you get rejected by them say "hey no problem guys, I can catch you at the (insert address) office next week......Jesus loves you"