Has Verizon ever sent any reps to your house, asking you to sign up for their internet?
This has happened to me twice now and it's getting on my nerves 🙄
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Hanginginthere · 31-35, M
@FlowersNButterflies no maybe I should but then again I live in an apartment im not sure my landlord would like that
FlowersNButterflies · 61-69, F
@Hanginginthere Ask. Or maybe a "NO SOLICITORS" sign.
Hanginginthere · 31-35, M
@FlowersNButterflies definitely considering it now
robertsnj · 56-60, M
eh what is really funny is 4-5 times a day the knock on the door of a Mormon or a Jehova's witness. ....
hey wait! actually that is your play!
Step 1 buy a bible---with ribbon bookmark--fancy one
Step 2 cut them off mid sentence and ask them if they accepted Jesus as their lord and savior" and maybe follow it up with whatever stuff they say about going to hell.
Have a couple of chick tracks (James chick if you were curious about that fella) to hand out before they go.
You get bonus points if you memorize the retail location nearest you and when you get rejected by them say "hey no problem guys, I can catch you at the (insert address) office next week......Jesus loves you"
hey wait! actually that is your play!
Step 1 buy a bible---with ribbon bookmark--fancy one
Step 2 cut them off mid sentence and ask them if they accepted Jesus as their lord and savior" and maybe follow it up with whatever stuff they say about going to hell.
Have a couple of chick tracks (James chick if you were curious about that fella) to hand out before they go.
You get bonus points if you memorize the retail location nearest you and when you get rejected by them say "hey no problem guys, I can catch you at the (insert address) office next week......Jesus loves you"
LilPrincess · 41-45, F
Hanginginthere · 31-35, M
@LilPrincess lucky
Hanginginthere · 31-35, M
@Merkabah I doubt it
Hanginginthere · 31-35, M
@NativePortlander1970 I thought so I always tell them no anyway
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