I’m not good at simple instructions lol. I just believe it has to be more complicated than it is, nothing can be that simple?
Instructions: make a house.
Me: okay…but what kind of house? Does it need a foundation? Are we talking blueprint level? Am I being judged on realism or creativity? Idk, I don’t really get it….
Instructions: Just. Make. A god damn house.
Me: Ah, okay. So It is as simple as it seems. But I see we’re next to a bunch of cinderblocks, and I know there’s a pen and paper right in front of me, but I feel like this is a trick question cause why are you asking me to do this in the first place? Whatever point you’re trying to prove right now, why did you choose me for it. You expect me to use the pen and paper but I feel like I’m supposed to be using the cinder blocks. I’ve figured out your tricky demand. I’m not falling for it.
Instructor: *Facepalms* forget it, idc anymore.
Me: Good, this was giving me anxiety anyway.
Me: okay…but what kind of house? Does it need a foundation? Are we talking blueprint level? Am I being judged on realism or creativity? Idk, I don’t really get it….
Instructions: Just. Make. A god damn house.
Me: Ah, okay. So It is as simple as it seems. But I see we’re next to a bunch of cinderblocks, and I know there’s a pen and paper right in front of me, but I feel like this is a trick question cause why are you asking me to do this in the first place? Whatever point you’re trying to prove right now, why did you choose me for it. You expect me to use the pen and paper but I feel like I’m supposed to be using the cinder blocks. I’ve figured out your tricky demand. I’m not falling for it.
Instructor: *Facepalms* forget it, idc anymore.
Me: Good, this was giving me anxiety anyway.
