Mother nature's version of try that in a small town

I am writing a parody song of Try That In A Small Town. It's called "Don't Try That Shit Walking Downtown", it's a black pilled, dark humor take on the abhorent conditions the major cities downtowns are in. Here is the chorus:
Try that shit walking downtown/
See how far you make it down the road/
'Round here we street shit & wear torn clothes/
We Beg For Change/Beat You If You Say No/
They'll lock you up if you fight back with force/
Don't try that shit walking downtown

Waddya think?