I don’t get these Illuminati conspiracy theory videos.

They’re all like, “They dont want you to know this, but they left clue in my plain sight!”
If I didn’t want everyone to know something, I would not leave clues about the secret.
You don’t see me putting tiny symbols into one dollar bills that, when lined up by serial number and run through an ancient Assyrian cypher, reveals that my wife and I had a three way with our neighbors girlfriend. Because he would be pissed!