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Once you die, Will you go to hell or heaven ?

What do you guess ?

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BohoBabe · M
@Subalugirl Yes. When we die, Jesus spanks all the sins we committed out of our butt cheeks. Then we're allowed into Heaven.
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BohoBabe · M
@Subalugirl Because we have to suffer some consequences for what we've done. Jesus got crucified, the least we can do is take our spanking like good brats.
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BohoBabe · M
@Subalugirl Nooooo! My tush can only take so much!
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BohoBabe · M
@Subalugirl That's so not fair! I'm not going to be able to sit down when I get to Heaven, not even on those soft fluffy clouds. 😭
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Diotrephes · 70-79, M
@BohoBabe
That's so not fair! I'm not going to be able to sit down when I get to Heaven, not even on those soft fluffy clouds. 😭

In the biblical fairytale, there are no clouds in heaven. The golden cube is 1,500 miles on a side and is surrounded by a high wall with 12 gates, one for each of the twelve tribes of Israel. There are no gates for Gentiles. The cube sits on a planet that has no darkness or seas. It seems that all of the water flows from God's throne (is it his pee?). The wicked people who have eternal life are kept outside of the wall and can never enter the golden cube.
BohoBabe · M
@Diotrephes Nah, that sounds silly. I think what I said makes more sense.