Once you die, Will you go to hell or heaven ?

Heaven and Hell are constructs created by the evil Mayor Gangleslotte! There is no lake of fire, nor are there clouds where one sits and plays the harp! The realm of Erehwon, where the faithful of Farblesnozz go, takes the shape of whatever you most desire, for He wants only for you to be happy! And the realm of Snazzlekhil, which is called Schmickleton, is a vast dirt mine, with trolls overseeing your labor!

The choice is clear, my friends! Which will you choose?