Im going to buy some condoms in person

And ask for anything mirco sized while looking at the worker straight in th eyes the whole time

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thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M

Walk up with a box of these and keep talking about the hot night you have planned.

empanadas · 31-35, M

@thepeculiarpanda I would be like, do you have anything smaller like alot smaller

Bexsy

he might have your back

Please report back

empanadas · 31-35, M

@Chern0bylplaygr0unds i did and the woman just kept laughing when i kept asking for something smaller .

@empanadas omg 🤣 I'm dying
That's hilarious 😂

MsSwan

The worker is going to have a hard time keeping a straight face.

empanadas · 31-35, M

@MsSwan at least i will make their day go by faster for them. Im sure they will laugh about it to their coworkers

Degbeme · 70-79, M

After you leave....

samueltyler2 · 80-89, M

They are called finger cots

MellyMel22 · F

I can see you doing it with bluntsm0ker recording.

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