My penis is huge

This post made me pregnant.

Gimme! Gimme!

I don’t know where it’s been…😅

Can I lick it?

* gets my rubber glove on for safety *
Don't want any hand pregnancy

I don't understand my own species sometimes. 🤦‍♂️

No

Where are my rubber gloves?

No its not

🥴

Only for you.

I'm scared 😱

😮 🍆

I read "torch it" at first 😶🗽🔥

It's hugeness intimidated me but i want to touch it anyway

Me right before it hits my forehead:

Mmm ... and garlicky.

I have a huge anus 😐

I'm glad. My penis is at best 2".