My penis is huge

This post made me pregnant.

Can I lick it?

Gimme! Gimme!

* gets my rubber glove on for safety *
Don't want any hand pregnancy

I don’t know where it’s been…😅

I don't understand my own species sometimes. 🤦‍♂️

Where are my rubber gloves?

It's hugeness intimidated me but i want to touch it anyway

I read "torch it" at first 😶🗽🔥

No

No its not

Me right before it hits my forehead:

Only for you.

I'm scared 😱

🥴

😮 🍆

I'm glad. My penis is at best 2".

I have a huge anus 😐

Mmm ... and garlicky.