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I Am Pansexual

For those of you that keep asking me what the meaning of pansexual is
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Rpfun78 · 61-69, M
Always going to get burnt in a relationship like that
wetncthru · F
Glad we are in middle of a "pan"demic ...?!
nakedtim · 41-45, M
Another thing that doesn’t exist made up by the pc brigade

You are either

Male or female or
Gay or straight

Deal with it


Oh and “they” Is incorrect English when describing an individual
Patriot96 · 56-60, C
@SlaveEt ive been in Healthcare for over 30yrs and only saw one true hermaphrodite
HumanEarth · 56-60, M
@Patriot96 See That's what I mean there are less hermaphrodites then there are transgenders. Transgenders make up less then 1% but they get so much media coverage
SlaveEt · 36-40, F
@HumanEarth
Transgender is a mental health condition. Intersexed is a physical condition. Both are indeed incredible rare.
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
With or without Teflon?
Marija · 26-30, F
Disposal · 36-40, M
always thought it was about a fryer pan that fries food sexually to lure the victims to overeat
Elessar · 26-30, M
How the f*ck does this post have 3056 views, 312 replies and 162 reactions 🤣
Nanori · F
@Elessar all u gotta do is to make a deal with Satan
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Thereyouare · 56-60, M
Thank You for explaining that I have been wondering what a pansexual was
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SW-User
@Nanori licks pan for .02 seconds. Cries, did you finish? 😢😭
Nanori · F
@SW-User lmao
Valerian · 100+, M
@Nanori 😔 😑 .... 😐 🤨 😛 🤪 .... 😔

Saw NOTHING! 🤥 .... REALLY! 🤥

OK just 🤏🏼 a lil'... 🤭
SW-User
Thats why i am so much attracted to pans
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
To paraphrase a line from an late 1960's television comedy show I had the recent opportunity to watch re-runs of, once: "Look THAT up on your Wikipedia!" (The original line being "Look THAT up in Your Funk & Wagnalls!)
SW-User
For me , I am straight 100 percent male attracted to 100 percent female. I have a penis too . Yes I have had sex with females .
SW-User
@SW-User for some reason when i read everything you wrote i saw: I am pretty much a gay virgin 😬
Valerian · 100+, M
@SW-User 😱 OMFG! 👆🏻 You're one of [i]THOSE![/i] 😦😣
Incomplet · 18-21
:::: acts like so many SW's with an 'M' designator ::::
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OoOoOOooo! WOow Is that YOU?
Yuor're so fine!!
Nice boob tits !!!!! !

Mesage me! I wuold like you to lick me with that tuonge
SW-User
why do you have a star next to your username? Are you Jewish?
Nanori · F
@SW-User VIP
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@Nanori How did you become a vip
Nanori · F
@SW-User u buy it
No [i]wonder[/i] I've been feeling so burnt out. 🥵
Nanori · F
@PhoenixPhail gotta use more oil bb
@Nanori Oh! Is THAT how you practice being pansexual without being fried. 😁 Would you would be willing to help me with a demonstration. 😃 🔥
Valerian · 100+, M
@PhoenixPhail No one says the pansexuality needs to be 🥵 burning 🔥 hot! Warm & Steamy is sufficient I imagine!
DrWatson · 70-79, M
I'm pansexual too, but I gravitate more to those green pans. I hope you are not verdantphobic!
wunderluv · 51-55, M
Sexy! But you have to be careful because in a relationship like that you can really get burned!! 😜🤪🤣🤣🤣
InvictusIndigo · 22-25, M
Oh word? I thought it was an extreme love for bread I was like sheeeeeid me too
Majorsite · 61-69, M
There are some people out there Who still have a sense of humor, Thank God !
Valerian · 100+, M
I'd rather be a Potsexual
And get Fired Up when I Fire Up!
or
Fire Up and get all Fired Up!
Flipper111 · 51-55, M
Now I understand why a friend thought I was pan sexual :)
Driver2 · M
Can that be painful ?
Nanori · F
@Driver2 depends on the size of the pan and how good it's oiled
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@Nanori Be sure to stay safe, sane, and consensual!
Thereyouare · 56-60, M
@Nanori Best reply of anybody
Cassandra1 · 36-40, T
Why aM i turned on
Nanori · F
@Cassandra1 you're a good oil
Cassandra1 · 36-40, T
@Nanori awww
nakedtim · 41-45, M
@Cassandra1 tranny’s are freaks also
wetncthru · F
Are you having lots of fun in the pandemic???!!!
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TAReturns · M
As if I wasn’t confused enough already 😳😳
wetncthru · F
I can handle it!
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@wetncthru After reading too many puns like this, my brain gets fried!
wetncthru · F
@DrWatson i guess you live in the Panhandle?!
You won't even need any oil with me.
I'm non-stick.
wetncthru · F
Whether sticky or non-stick ...
Domking · 61-69, M
I'd Rather stick to dried fish.
SW-User
That's exactly how I envisioned it!
wetncthru · F
Pandemonium?!
justlooking2023 · 56-60, M
Does that include woks?
SlaveEt · 36-40, F
Lol that's great!
basicpoet33 · 70-79, M
Makes perfect sense.
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MrAverage1965 · 61-69, M
Whatever works for you 😉
SW-User
That’s hilarious
Valerian · 100+, M
Outdoorfreedom · 56-60, M
HumanEarth · 56-60, M
I knew it! I just freaking Knew it!

I been telling people for years it had something to do with pans. I am printing this page out and I am going to get paid. Them mother F'ers owe me some money
Vegasfor30 · 61-69, M
😂😂😂😂
AngelKrish · 26-30, M
😂😂😂😂
Justenjoyit · 56-60, M
Does the frying pan get hot 🔥
Justenjoyit · 56-60, M
@Nanori Are you a man🤔
Nanori · F
@Justenjoyit hmmm I could be, I mean you've never seen my face
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Justenjoyit · 56-60, M
@Nanori Exactly lol
oldercanuck1 · 70-79, M
Oh god yes ,,,mmmmmmmm
Mohamed1Alsadek · 31-35, M
I get you right Nanooo 🙂

 
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