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SomeMichGuy · M
I really wanted one, but felt that I simply couldn't have a mauled señorita hobbling along and forever unable to enjoy flamenco, sex, or proper elimination of waste all because I wanted a darn lamp.
One-legged señoritas do not have a very bright future...
One-legged señoritas do not have a very bright future...