Who Has One

I have two. One is a nite lite and the other is table top

It's a major reward.

I want one.

No I don't have one.

A little one.

Is a real honor

No.

I really wanted one, but felt that I simply couldn't have a mauled señorita hobbling along and forever unable to enjoy flamenco, sex, or proper elimination of waste all because I wanted a darn lamp.

One-legged señoritas do not have a very bright future...