when you see an attractive looking person in the vegetable aisle really examining the cucumber..

Yes it is she's horny

I would say Hi. Then try to talk about how great looking the cucumber are. I would tell him I want to get on which one🥰 would he suggest .

“Mines bigger “ - animal house

Absolutely!

and then you could do the 'size isn't everything' speech, you've rehearsed, over and over, just for this moment