@Damon Stud and dude are terms for males.

@Dshhh I expected jokes about swimming sperm.

@SW-User here in America Land. a piece of lumber 2 inches by 4 inches, and 8 foot long is called a stud.
lets see if I can come up with the requested joke..

@Dshhh I already made a joke.

@Lostpoet how short is it?
Why do you regret cutting it?

@Iwillwait it's above shoulder hight and I don't know I always like it long.

@Lostpoet Why did you decide to cut it?

@smiler2012 I suspect there's a pun I don't get.

@SW-User yes it is a pun if you do not get i really cannot be bothered to explain the joke as it is not funny then 😆

@SW-User Missing the women

@SW-User Directly across is the beach