In my teens, it was a running joke that the grandmas and moms of my crushes *loved* me, but my actual crushes couldn't care less... I guess I was born one or two generations two late... 😒💔
When was younger I used to go out with an older woman who used to punch me in the face each time she had an orgasm......I didn't really mind too much until I found out she was fucking faking them!
