If there were male prostitutes would they charge by the inch?

They certainly couldn't charge by the hour

What do you mean by "If"?

It's a good thing I charge a million per inch or I'd never get enough money to make a living.

No, but when you're with a female prostitute, should you give them the tip?

If you were under a certain length would you get a tax rebate lol

How much would you pay per inch? Asking for a friend.

Do you charge by your boob size

I charge by the skeet

By the second?

Limp or erect?