I would love to share my wife with a cool down to earth dude.

@SW-User what do you call this then???

@itsok the hecky peck??!😩

@itsok I saw that earlier. I'm afraid they're going to stab me tonight in my sleep and the last thing I'll see is that dead skin mask.

@itsok she is fluent in that as well

@itsok definitely

@Degbeme I thought you wanted me to make all the decisions

@itsok Yes, but don`t just throw them out there. 😂

@itsok does it work on carpet or just hardwood flooring?

@MrEagle it works on both, and it can get on and off rugs easily and over thresholds as long as it’s no higher than like an inch

@itsok ok cool. Yeah threshold size is not an issue. It doesn’t even matter I hear.

@ShepherdBard I’m not sharing with John. Two pieces of gift shop candy for my wife is not an equal trade

@itsok he’s to busy bangin celebrities anyway

@ShepherdBard livin the dream

@Keeper I can’t compete with hat guy turned trophy guy

@itsok I was trying for a mustache or fu-man emoji - but they don't exist yet.

@itsok he is also clearly modeling that seems to be bespoke sartorial elegance.

@NerdyPotato I’ll let you know as soon as I find a wife 😂

@itsok deal! 🤣

@itsok oh no, worked "up" usually means floating I think 😮 I never intended for this to happen 😭

@ChiefJustWalks that’s why she needs a down to earth guy, to keep her grounded

@itsok oh my 😮 she doesn't have feet so I must be her feet 🖤

@SW-User I’m glad somebody around here can read between the lines

@itsok Mrs. Itsok

@pancakeslam she took my name 🥹

@itsok now let's sit back as the offers roll in

@empanadas that guy is so gross 😂