i wish i had a penis, as then i could have sex with women

Hey.... You got multiple orgasms

This have this called women having sex with women, and a penis is mot always welcomed.

Women can pee standing up...as long as I am laying under them

I could squeeze your balls

I am grateful for not having periods and for peeing in any direction I want

Most of the men on SW have to sit down to pee.

On the plus side...when you have what you have...

You can have all the penises you want

true

With what you have you can have as many penises as you want🤣

Haven't you heard of shewees?

It’s lowkey the best

And you can cock-slap a hoe.

Yeah,and i think it would be cool to be a women for like a month to see what that is all about. :)

It is very nice except for it getting wrapped around my legs and tripping me! Lol

I can pee standing up... Try pushing a little harder and holding the lips open. Not to be weird, but also to be entirely weird bc fuck it why not if you're already pissing standing up 🤷🏾