My dad always warned me about women that looked you a little “too straight in the eyes”
SW…where all the cross-eyed women at?
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@awildsheepschase you raise an excellent dilemma. Perhaps online isn’t the way to meet crossed-eyed women.
@Ghostinthemachine Or you need a pigeon coop?
@awildsheepschase nah, neighbour had one once, too messy
@Ghostinthemachine I was thinking of you sending out your pigeons to carry their message. 🙅♀ They could catch the paper flying out of their typewriters and the pigeons carrying every love letter to you