My dad always warned me about women that looked you a little “too straight in the eyes”

SW…where all the cross-eyed women at?

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Lame.

I have a crossed eye. Kids in grade school really never let me forget it. I wore glasses too. That meant they would call me four eyes.

This is low hanging fruit. It is dumb, not funny. That's why it was a grade school insult an not one I have ever had an issue with in adulthood.

awildsheepschase

As enigmatic as they always are, writing crossed eye takes a certain talent. Maybe they are lost waiting for the typewriter to hit the paper before they hit send?

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awildsheepschase

@Ghostinthemachine Or you need a pigeon coop?

Ghostinthemachine · M

@awildsheepschase nah, neighbour had one once, too messy

awildsheepschase

@Ghostinthemachine I was thinking of you sending out your pigeons to carry their message. 🙅‍♀ They could catch the paper flying out of their typewriters and the pigeons carrying every love letter to you

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