Men on a dating app: I like to cook Maybe I play guitar Let's go on a hike I am spiritual I...

AstroZombie · 36-40, M

Me on a dating app: I'm a nerd, I'm disabled. My life is anything but normal and i suck at conversation but hey, ask me anything.

Sometimes you just gotta be honest instead of trying to impress. Even if it means all the women refuse to give you a chance for just admitting that you're yourself.

Adogslife · 61-69, M

I kinda liked the dating app 🙄

It was really easy to meet people.

The women were all nice, friendly…

Some1somewhere · 36-40, M

I am not Like that on dating apps. No lies. Average pics. Maybe that’s why I don’t get many if any matches at all

ineedadrink · 56-60, M

I had my stache before it was the in thing. Not my fault that I'm an influencer, or 6'4". 😌

Beardedgent · 36-40, M

Man inches, i dont lie. My size is my size

Straylight · 31-35, F

Texting that number.

caPnAhab · 26-30, M

Seems decent, no? The guitar part is pretty cool

Elessar · 31-35, M

"Can't stand modernity"

"Not interested in politics"

First thing you see entering his apt is the bust of Mussolini in the living room

FreeorLonely · 51-55, F

deathfairy ·

All while looking like a crusty gremlin. Calls himself king, and wants to be chased.