You will need to take him to your place and you and he will be roommates. The good news is, neither of you are gay even though rumours keep swirling around that both of you are.
@FrogManSometimesLooksBothWays Perfect. He has a crush on Kim Jung Un. You can double date. There's just one thing... you will only get one scoop of ice cream to his two. That's just the way it is.
