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A Funny Short Story :)

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.
“Okay,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”
To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don’t know crap?”
Ynotisay · M
Maybe. But my guess is that the atheist, who is apt to move towards truth, would say something like, "All animals are different. They have different digestive systems which results in their feces taking on different shapes." And I don't if there's one atheist anywhere who would confront a little girl on a plane that way. That scenario only works in the minds of those who've been trained to have enemies.But that's OK. Whatever gets you through the night, right?
newjaninev2 · 56-60, F
@Bellatrix2024
it's a joke

suddenly
Bellatrix2024 · 22-25
@newjaninev2 No, obviously. Right from the moment I posted it. If you can't see that, then maybe you have autism, and I say this not as an insult, but because those people also have no sense of humour and take everything literally and personally.
newjaninev2 · 56-60, F
@Bellatrix2024 I don't think 'those people' would look on autism as an insult... but no matter
bookerdana · M
When they debate the joke😆 very funny
bookerdana · M
@Bellatrix2024 I used to get this all the time on memes and jokes

Bellatrix2024 · 22-25
@bookerdana And some atheist here will probably reply by babbling on about how the cartoonist has failed to appreciate the subtleties of Schrodinger's equations or whatever. 😂
bookerdana · M
@Bellatrix2024 Its not atheists Its the humorless....the argument was its a thougght experiment,which is true but misses the point
Wizardry · 46-50, M
lol that’s hilarious
DocSavage · M
Works both ways.
DocSavage · M
@Bellatrix2024
Your view on Atheist. We don’t believe, we aren’t trying to prove anything.
Bellatrix2024 · 22-25
@DocSavage Okay, I understand the confusion. You say that "we aren't trying to prove anything", and in your specific case that may be true (not sure about that), but I've come across so many self-proclaimed atheists, both in real life and online, who almost would take offense if you told them you weren't an atheist.
Atheists, in my experience, can be just as preachy and judgemental as the most fanatical of vegans. It's almost like they have a mission to "spread the word", to evangelise.
I call myself an agnostic, simply because I don't have the answers to life's big questions. What's more, I don't believe that anyone does.
DocSavage · M
@Bellatrix2024
self-proclaimed atheists,
There isn’t any other kind. Some do get aggressive at times, we get all kinds here.
You put up a few post denouncing Atheism, rebutting is natural.
Midlifemale · 61-69, M
That was good
Bellatrix2024 · 22-25
@BlueSkyKing Hoping I get "offended"? Nope ☺️
Callaghen · 61-69, M
That was very funny
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Good one !!
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DocSavage · M
@Bellatrix2024
Are you kidding ? I’m having a ball.
And the reason you have doubts about heaven and hell. It’s because you don’t have enough evidence to convince you.
It would take something more extraordinary, then what you’ve got right now.
Bellatrix2024 · 22-25
@DocSavage Oh okay. It's hard to tell sometimes. You seemed to be angry. My mistake 🙁
DocSavage · M
@Bellatrix2024
This is an open forum. You make a comment or claim, expect feedback.

 
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