How man can prove God exists.

I am a theist but I like to discuss with atheists how and why they became atheists, and I welcome atheists to discuss with me how and why I am a theist - all like as we are friends.

Why do I come to an atheists' forum, because sooner than later I always get banned in theists' forums.

So, perhaps I will stay indefinitely in your forum - and I like that very much!

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Elessar · 26-30, M

I've just asked it to prove its existence by materializing cheese on my desk, and it didn't happen.

An "all good, all powerful, all knowledgeable" God would've 100% made the cheese appear.

Either it doesn't exist or it doesn't fit the description.

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jackieash · 26-30

@Elessar Maybe you should have asked for a specific cheese. Maybe you confused god. 😜

basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M

@Elessar but it did manifest in your smegma. That is technically cheese!

Elessar · 26-30, M

@basilfawlty89 isn't that more like dick butter?

basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M

@Elessar in the parlance of the Queen's English, we call it "dick cheese".

Elessar · 26-30, M

@jackieash Isn't him all knowing? He doesn't need me to specify