I Am An Atheist

I am a proud atheist and an ex Christian and ex Mormon.
Also my lack of belief in a god has nothing to do with the theory of evolution. Christians just cannot seem to accept this fact. When I first became an atheist I didn’t even know anything about the theory of evolution. I have learned about it since then because they keep forcing me to defend it. I am not the best qualified person to defend it but some of them just can’t seem to accept this fact.
Also I do not hate god. How can I hate something I don’t believe in.
The reason I’m an atheist is because I visited atheist websites and finally listened to them with an open mind. I also listened to apologists with an open mind. I learned to much about the Bible and the history of Mormonism.

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Temporallube · M

I suggest you give up your atheism, and worship the POWERFUL Flying Spaghetti Monster. Bask in Apotheosis! l mean APASTA-OSIS!

JBird · F

@Temporallube where do I sign up? 😆

Temporallube · M

@JBird 🙌🏽 Just call on His Noodle in meditation to have a metaphysical experience

Or buy some ramen noodles from the corner store. Either way, it works out.

Bandit2398 · 51-55, M

@Temporallube I think the Flying Spaghetti Monster created physics.

Temporallube · M

@Bandit2398 yes I agree. It was His way to fool the scientists to believe in the overwhelming evidence of fundamental forces, dark matter, dark energy, black holes 🕳

They almost figured it out when His Lasagna allowed them to observe String Theory

JBird · F

@Temporallube I can already feel his power in the noodle cup. Hail spaghetti!

Temporallube · M

@JBird Ramen 🙏🏾

itsok · 31-35, F

@Temporallube He boiled for our sins 🙌🏻

Temporallube · M

@itsok indeed sis 🙌🏽 And was made Pizza for our greediness and couch potato nature

Nanori · F

@Temporallube I'd worship pizza, it appeals to all my needs and greeds

Temporallube · M

@Nanori I agree. If other religions can eat their gods, I see nothing wrong with that.

But if you add pineapple, you’re a heretic. Period!

Nanori · F

@Temporallube ok now tell me how to become a fundamentalist, i want to please my pizza

Temporallube · M

@Nanori go around to vegan meetings and condemn their “health work”. Bring pizza with you and purposefully eat it in people’s faces.

Tell them the Flying Spaghetti Monster has sent you with tidings of
Stringed Cheese and Bowel Movements.

All shall worship and despair.

Nanori · F

@Temporallube Pizza shall prevail.
also im gonna wrap jalapeno around my waist and explode vegan's health meetings instead

Temporallube · M

@Nanori you’re a Fettuccini Extremist

Nanori · F

@Temporallube also gonna cover my hair with cheese

Temporallube · M

@Nanori trendsetters rule the world