BANG! BaBANG! BANG! BANG!

Me: Ugh. What the hell time is it?

BANG BANG BANG BABANG BABABANG!!!

Me: Midnight-thirty. Ugh. What the hell
Is that noise?

BABANG! BANG BANG BANG!

Me: Is that gunfire? No, wrong sound and too close together.

BANG BANG BABANG BANG BABABANG!

Me: Fireworks? Wait, what month is this? July? No, April. What the actual fuck?

*opens one eye to the window*

BANG! *flash* BANG! BANG! *flash flash*

Me: Ugh. 😣 Why? Just why?!

*noise stops, goes back to sleep*

Like distant thunder BOOOM!!!

Me: Daduq?? 1am??!!

*back to sleep again*

Like thunder farther off Booooom!

Me: 2am?! Are you kidding me?! Hope they blow off a finger 🤬