New Sighting of the Loch Ness Monster

The Loch Ness Monster, or Nessie to her friends, has been around for at least 1500 years, and now she has popped up again - with a pal. A nessie hunter has film footage of two beasties in the loch at the same time.
Doubters and sceptics beware - Nessie is back! And this time with a friend.
Just when you thought it was safe to go into the water! (I wouldn't advise it - it's freezing at this time of year!)

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/travel/news/loch-ness-monster-hunter-claims-nessie-may-be-two-individual-beasties-based-on-new-footage/ar-AA18skUG?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531&cvid=ad9db4d499684388a05a774e89814b84&ei=15

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travelguy01 · 41-45, M

You mean I have 2 of these things to feed now?!? How much garbage do I need to hurl across the Atlantic to these dinosaurs!! These are high risk throws I’m launching here, I’ve already taken out a poor innocent Scottish tugboat captain with a misplaced throw of a can of baked beans, trying to feed that garbage gut Nessie. Now I need to double up on it?!?

@HootyTheNightOwl can you believe this?!?

helensusanswift · 26-30, F

@travelguy01 They'll expect more than garbage, thank you. These are rare survivors of the nearly extinct species Scotus Beastieotus Giganticus and wish nothing but the best quality food. Please take note in future.