I Am Highy Interested In the Mysteries of the World

One of the biggest mysteries to me are these people who want to be taken seriously, who want to be respected, and to be accepted. Some of them I get it. And most of them I don’t. Like the people who think mayonnaise is a gender, the white privilege exists, vaccinations cause autism, and the earth is flat. Obviosuly all a bunch of bullshit made by people who don’t work or have anything constructive to do with their free time.

Nobody will take you seriously especially right now. Want to know why, sport?

Because we still have people who can’t shit in the toilet in a public restroom.

Because we have people can’t park between the lines.

Because we have people who can’t use their directional.

We have people who can’t fill their own tires.

We have people who can’t make eye contact or small talk to a clerk without having an anxiety attack and make a 50 page tumblr blog on mental health with the only credential is that they feel sad.

We are a long way away from putting up with more stupid bullshit so it might be time for some of you to suck it up.