I Want to Marry Joey Heatherton

She's 82. Do you think it will last?

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swirlie · 31-35

Doesn't matter. Just lock-in a wedlock with her and make sure your name is listed as primary beneficiary of her pension and her life insurance policy.

hunkalove · 70-79, M

@swirlie Smart thinking!

swirlie · 31-35

@hunkalove
I'm just trying to look out for your best interest, hunkalove!

hunkalove · 70-79, M

@swirlie Thanks! We'll name one of our kids after you!

swirlie · 31-35

@hunkalove
Oh good! My real name is 'Old Yeller' which is a name my Dad came up with.