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I wanted to go buy a clothes dryer last week

(you know, finally a lil' luxury thing🤗)




OHMYFUCKINGAWD !

Do you know how many types of bloody dryers there are !?

I spent a whole week going down dryer rabbit holes.
- Vented vs heat pump, vs condenser.
- Self cleaning vs not.
- What size....what brand ....
- what maintinence each one needed.
WTAF !😵‍💫

How can we turn such a simple concept such as drying clothes into a bloody University thesis?

I had one criteria - quiet.
- after day two i realized i had about three priority criterias, 23 options, but no solid statistics or definable characteristics in which to eliminate particular models.

🤬
- ALL THIS INTERNET - but so little solid info.....fuck me sideways ! 🙄

No one should have to go to this much research to buy a fucking clothes dryer😡




Result - i have about 20 tabs open but i finallygot one.
It was waaaay too expensive🫤

But .....thats why we work right? - to have nice things🤗

So im off to christen my dryers virginity.
- Instead of trapsing down the back garden, pegging out my laundry, stepping on at least one friggen sharp, broken clothes peg and then hoping no one steals my knickers, or my towels blow away in the manic gusty spring weather.


Imma gonna sit,
- have another coffee,
- bask in the bliss of modern 21st century technology...
- and do sweet FA😌😊😌
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Harmonium1923 · 56-60, M
There is something wonderful about English as spoken in Australia. I mean, this is a post about buying a clothes dryer, Oogie, and it contains all of the following terms:

Pegging
Virginity
Knickers
Fucking

And the F-word in its various forms, is used as a verb, noun, and adjective. I salute you.
@Harmonium1923 HAHAHA, ahh, absolute best reply!🤣

I love your analysis of the verbiage.
I never really thought about it.

I do love words. Expressive words.

And youre right ... English allows one to have so much fun with it. To irreverently bend its meaning to fit a whole assortment of requirements.

Thank you so much for your logophilistic appreciation 🤗
Harmonium1923 · 56-60, M
@OogieBoogie I figured you’d either get a kick out of my reply or block me immediately. 😎