I went to see a live Pokemon battle in Juarez, Mexico

It looked like a big wrestling ring inside the building. They lowered these giant paper mache pokeballs from the ceiling on wires into opposite corners of the ring. Then, midgets in shoddy pokemon costumes busted out of them and began to beat each other with bricks and clubs.

It was a fun time, until I heard somebody holler "AY DIOS MIO! LA POLICIA! ANDALE ANDALE ANDALE!"

Then some SWAT guys broke in and started busting up the place. Some big fat guy painted up like Snorlax plowed through them and gave the rest of us time to flee.