"Between your Anus and Genitals"

That is what I just heard coming from the TV in the waiting room at my auto service station.

If you experience redness and swelling...

Consult your doctor...

WTF kind of drug are they peddling?

I would not want a red butt and balls.

Hey, that sounds like a pub: The Olde Butt and Balls. 😜

"If your dick falls off, consult your doctor. Bring your dick. They might be able to sew it back on. Hopefully not backwards, though".

"Take back your life. La la la la."

Skippity jump! Grin and giggle.