A blonde woman was driving along the highway, about two hours outside San Diego
, when she saw a man waving her down. His truck was parked on the shoulder, clearly broken down.
As she rolled down her window, the man approached and asked, "Are you headed to San Diego?"
"Sure am," she replied.
"Great! I don't need a ride for myself-I'll be stuck here fixing my truck for hours. But l've got two chimpanzees in the back, and they need to get to the San Diego Zoo. They're already stressed, and I don't want to keep them waiting. Could you take them for me? I'll pay you $200 for the trouble."
The blonde thought for a moment and said, "Sure, I'd be happy to help."
The man carefully loaded the chimpanzees into the back seat of her car, strapped them in with seat belts, and handed her the cash. Off she went, heading toward the zoo.
About five hours later, the man's truck was finally fixed, and he was driving through downtown San Diego when he spotted a scene that made his jaw drop.
There was the blonde, walking down the street hand-in-hand with the two chimps. A huge crowd had gathered, laughing and snapping photos.
He slammed on the brakes, jumped out of his truck, and ran over to her. "What are you doing?" he yelled. "I gave you $200 to take those chimpanzees to the zoo!"
"I did!" she said, smiling. "But we had money left over, so now we're going to Sea World!"
As she rolled down her window, the man approached and asked, "Are you headed to San Diego?"
"Sure am," she replied.
"Great! I don't need a ride for myself-I'll be stuck here fixing my truck for hours. But l've got two chimpanzees in the back, and they need to get to the San Diego Zoo. They're already stressed, and I don't want to keep them waiting. Could you take them for me? I'll pay you $200 for the trouble."
The blonde thought for a moment and said, "Sure, I'd be happy to help."
The man carefully loaded the chimpanzees into the back seat of her car, strapped them in with seat belts, and handed her the cash. Off she went, heading toward the zoo.
About five hours later, the man's truck was finally fixed, and he was driving through downtown San Diego when he spotted a scene that made his jaw drop.
There was the blonde, walking down the street hand-in-hand with the two chimps. A huge crowd had gathered, laughing and snapping photos.
He slammed on the brakes, jumped out of his truck, and ran over to her. "What are you doing?" he yelled. "I gave you $200 to take those chimpanzees to the zoo!"
"I did!" she said, smiling. "But we had money left over, so now we're going to Sea World!"