American Eagle Rescue
Per reported by Reuters May 32, 2026;
Nashville Animal shelter officers were dispAtched to a spot near marker 179 on Hwy 24 South, where a bald American Eagle was allegedly spotted passed out in the ditch after a night of celebration.
Reports indicate that what started as a routine rescue, soon turned into an all get out situation after the Eagle awakened and found itself restrained by Volunteer Red Strawberry who was wearing a red t shirt and red beard, during the early hours of the Saturday morning.
According to witnesses, the Bald eagle became contentious and was heard allegedly saying..
"I'm a Fucking American Eagle Motherfuckers, let me go you Red Communist Bastard!!!"
It was also reported that when the Centers director, Mrs Marrrrgarrrita RRRRRodrrrrriguez Perrrrez tried to intervene, the Eagle ( who insisted on being called Jimmy G) was heard saying...
"No Hablo El Taco beeaaachhh! "
After a brief struggle it was decided that for everybody's safety it was better to let Jimmy G ( The Eagle ) leave on its own recognizance.
Footage recovered by the Nashville Police, shows Jimmy G wiggle himself free from Red Strawberry, defecate on a blue box of donuts and screaming "Eat my shit Biden".
Jimmy G then proceeded to grab an innocent by stander by the p****, before finally flying out the window screaming.. .
' I'm not bald motherfuckers!! '
Despite there being a look out for order, Jimmy G has become a sort of celebrity with some proposing that he runs for president in the next elections.
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Nashville Animal shelter officers were dispAtched to a spot near marker 179 on Hwy 24 South, where a bald American Eagle was allegedly spotted passed out in the ditch after a night of celebration.
Reports indicate that what started as a routine rescue, soon turned into an all get out situation after the Eagle awakened and found itself restrained by Volunteer Red Strawberry who was wearing a red t shirt and red beard, during the early hours of the Saturday morning.
According to witnesses, the Bald eagle became contentious and was heard allegedly saying..
"I'm a Fucking American Eagle Motherfuckers, let me go you Red Communist Bastard!!!"
It was also reported that when the Centers director, Mrs Marrrrgarrrita RRRRRodrrrrriguez Perrrrez tried to intervene, the Eagle ( who insisted on being called Jimmy G) was heard saying...
"No Hablo El Taco beeaaachhh! "
After a brief struggle it was decided that for everybody's safety it was better to let Jimmy G ( The Eagle ) leave on its own recognizance.
Footage recovered by the Nashville Police, shows Jimmy G wiggle himself free from Red Strawberry, defecate on a blue box of donuts and screaming "Eat my shit Biden".
Jimmy G then proceeded to grab an innocent by stander by the p****, before finally flying out the window screaming.. .
' I'm not bald motherfuckers!! '
Despite there being a look out for order, Jimmy G has become a sort of celebrity with some proposing that he runs for president in the next elections.
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