I love pelicans because they're harmless

But they would totally eat you if you weren't so big

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not sure I'd trust them to really be harmless. the first time you see them in flight and dunno what they are, you may well wonder wtf this pterodactyl came from.

caPnAhab · 26-30, M

@dirge somehow I've gone back to the Mesozoic era

dirge

@caPnAhab don't step on any of my ancestors.