If you could talk to animals, what kind of questions would you have?

And what would you start to do with your newfound ability to connect with them?

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TryingtoLava Best Comment

Id ask um sup G

cerealguy · 26-30, M

@TryingtoLava they'd have to hit you with something lit

JustGoneNow

I just ask her how she feels. I feel like I know because we are really close and she loves on me like I love on her, but I don’t always know if something bugs her. I think she would put up with most anything to be near, but I’d want to fix it if it bugged her.

cerealguy · 26-30, M

@JustGoneNow aw, sounds like true love

JustGoneNow

@cerealguy she’s my heart. 🖤

Fertilization · 36-40, F

First I would I ask my pet that why on earth do you have to sleep on my pillow only???😆

cerealguy · 26-30, M

@Fertilization they've got that colonizer blood coursing through their veins 😐

Jk, it's probably cuz they really like you and are feel most at home where you rest. That means you're a really loving caretaker and they got a heart-deep bond with you 😄

Iwillwait · M

Wazzzup?

cerealguy · 26-30, M

@Iwillwait what if they nibble on you :v

Iwillwait · M

@cerealguy Well.. all's fair..

SW-User

Do birds fly for fun?

beetlebumdont · 26-30, F

"Why tf are you crying again"
Id ask everything, what annoyes them the most, whats their fav food, what music do they like, gossip bout other animals... stuff like that

cerealguy · 26-30, M

@beetlebumdont you'd be the best whisperer 😂

assemblingaknob · 31-35, F

Why do you guys like to sniff butts so bad? Like Jesus Christ like get a new hobby????

cerealguy · 26-30, M

@assemblingaknob LMAAAAOOOOOOO

Lostpoet · M

What's up with the whole licking your crotch in front of me.

cerealguy · 26-30, M

@Lostpoet ayo whaaaattt 😂😂🤣
Cat right?

Lostpoet · M

@cerealguy Both cats and dogs do it I would always tell my dog to stop and then he'd look at me like what's the fcks my problem.

cerealguy · 26-30, M

@Lostpoet lol
This is something pet owners know cuz I thought only cats cleaned themselves like that

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