If you have a pet monkey

have you MET any monkeys? not seen like at the zoo, but be around some,, not in a cage
you would not want them to cook for you

Though question ...

I like to cook. I’d want him to clean

Teach him how to rob a bank

To steal people's stuff.

Monkeys freak me out, I'd never want one. The thought of training them to do things terrifies me.

Monkeys are nasty and dirty