Oi who's the fittest bird on SW?

@SW-User Can't get my body without getting harassed by your family until you become an alcoholic.

@SinlessOnslaught Ohh naw

@SW-User I helped an old disabled lady get out of her chair and after I walked away, she told her nurse (who was holding a door), "I knew it wouldn't be a problem for him since he's muscular." 😌

@SinlessOnslaught I guess you've pulled then...she wants you bae

@SW-User Yeah I think I made some Depends wet.

@SinlessOnslaught go for it. This is your chance lol 🙊

@SW-User Binch it was a month ago.

@SinlessOnslaught even more reason to tap it...she might be running out of time

@SW-User I have no comeback.

@SinlessOnslaught 😏