America really needs to get a grip on it's pumpkins spice addiction
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DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
@caPnAhab There WAS!
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The orange girl had to go.
Stephanie Balderton, also known as Pumpkin Spice, had the loveliest voice in all the isles. But she wasn’t—how do we say it politely—very attractive. Her skin had a deep orange tint, apparently a family trait as her father and grandfather both glowed that same deep orange color. Balderton was also quite large. Big-boned, her parents would say.
Stephanie Balderton, also known as Pumpkin Spice, had the loveliest voice in all the isles. But she wasn’t—how do we say it politely—very attractive. Her skin had a deep orange tint, apparently a family trait as her father and grandfather both glowed that same deep orange color. Balderton was also quite large. Big-boned, her parents would say.