Fair play to ex Prince Harry for getting 20 million for telling people the kind of stories I say for free after 3 glasses of spiced rum down the pub

He's a royal but he's got no class.

Yeah nothing new. Things people do for money 🤦‍♀️

Either spiced rum costs a lot or you need to cut back.

He must be raking in the money...2 more books commissioned too!

If my siblings wrote a book mentioning all the times I "attacked" them I'd be in big trouble

He was rich before the book, but not rich enough for Meghan.

I just start charging for your stories

Books 2 to 4 might be a bit of a stretch

But you probably have better stories than prince harry, milady. Would love to buy you a few rounds to hear your tales. sweet Scheherazade

How can you be an ex prince

I think being born into immense privilege might have something to do with it too.
Some of the stuff he’s saying makes him look like a bit of a wanker though, doesn’t it?

He is a first class C, every family can write a book about the troubles and strife just you dont do this.

He’s bland he’s got no sense of humour