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I generally don't mind my roommates, but they're easily some of the dumbest people I've ever met.

My roommates on the other side of the apartment clogged up their toilet, so they bought a toilet plunger. The other bathroom -- which is the one I and my compadre use -- has a plunger. So now we have two plungers, and their's is of significantly lower quality.

The same roommates bought a package of toilet paper and put it on top of the toilet tank so it can't be fully opened. You have to hold it open the whole time if you're pissing. There's a shelf in there, so this is not at all necessary.

My roommate's girlfriend has been living here, which is fine because she's generally a responsible roommate and also, she brought a toaster oven. And it's a decent toaster oven, but dear god it's poorly designed. The fucker's little tray isn't removable; it only opens up so you can get a rag in there or whatever, but you can't actually brush it into the trash without picking up the whole appliance. Also, she leaves a shit ton of hair in the shower drain lmao, and it clogs up literally every day. If I don't clean it out, my feet get a whole-ass bath.

And one of my other roomies would just casually put shit on top of my cutting board without knowing that that's a faux paux. Like excuse me, what the fuck? Were you raised in a barn? Why would I want the bottom of your dutch oven on the surface where I cut my vegetables?

Also, the one of 'em kinda just decided that the plastic bowls I keep on my shelf are communal. I basically never see both of them at once anymore; sometimes they show up dirty in the sink. I've thought of saying something, but I don't actually know who does it and they cost like a quarter lol. I like to eat snacks out of them and it's nice to have two so that if I eat something soggy, I can let the bowl air dry before eating something else out of it. Maybe I should pick up another one on my way home today.
Ah, roommate life. 馃槤

One of my roommates invited his friend to stay on our couch "for a week" and it ended up being three months. Another time, my roommate was getting up at 6:30 A.M. to go for a jog and would use the blender for his smoothies. I had to come down there and tell him if he ever did that again I would throw the blender off an overpass.

Now I live with two close friends so I'm at the point where I can tell them honestly about the things they do that annoy me.
BlueVeins18-21, M
[@1163114,SageTheProblemChild] ngl i would always make smoothies early in the morning, but only bc i didn't give a fuck about those guys
You can keep your plastic bowls in your bedroom.
That's all just so dumb lol but it's good you're just not taking it serious 馃榿
BlueVeins18-21, M
[@10788,PiecingMeBackTogether] yeahhhh i often leave it in there these days. i just like it to be on the little grated shelves i have in the living room so it can dry from the bottom too. It's whatever, Imma just shell out the extra 25 cents for a new bowl lol
[@4199,BlueVeins] You're so chill to live with lol I want to trade you for my family.
BlueVeins18-21, M
[@10788,PiecingMeBackTogether] yesss i would love to live with you too. (:
馃槀馃ぃ Thanks for reminding me why I prefer to live alone. lol.
TurtlePink22-25, F
Isnt the management there supposed to have that stuff fixed there?
BlueVeins18-21, M
[@526179,TurtlePink] I mean I'm not gonna call them to plunge the toilets or get the hair out of the shower drain. Even if they'd be willing to do that, it's faster to do it myself.
TurtlePink22-25, F
[@4199,BlueVeins] that makes sense. I never ever felt bad calling them up for little things because thats what they're there for 馃ぃ there was one time when a light bulb blew out, and I called them to replace it because it aint my job to buy one or to install one (even tho they're affordable asf and easy to put in, but thats not the issue)
kawasaki26-30, F
BlueVeins18-21, M
[@458994,kawasaki] but you look smoooooooth 馃グ
BlueVeins18-21, M
[@1177522,sircartier] it just sounds so miserable. and i don't think that's indicative of good digestive healthhhh
sircartier18-21, F
[@4199,BlueVeins] it鈥檚 solid just not solid enough to clog the toilet馃が
BlueVeins18-21, M
[@1177522,sircartier] fiber

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