I’m building a statue in your honor

yay i get a statue yay

Neat! Just make sure you get the dedication right… My name is Hugh Mann 👍

It's the thought that counts, so thank you for doing your best. 😌

It's okay do the best you can.
Do you have enough Play-Doh?

Well...it's about time 🙄

Make it out of spaghetti please

There's a solid-gold statue of you in front of the porn store, Bardy. Didn't take much gold.

Okay, can I get an ice cream?

Do you have the scaffolding to reach the necessary height?

Use plywood so it can be an effigy of me

You know that thing like pottery clay (or is it mud? Idk) they use to sculpt little shapes like humans and animals in dramas? The one that you do as DIY in a small stand by the side walk?
I kinda wanna try that. Just for fun.

I already have one.

All that matters is that you get out of the house and get off those damn video games

Too late, it's already been done:

How difficult to build a huge potato statue, huh? 🥔😡 it is the least you could give your potato protector as a small thank you for all the free protection you were provided 🥔😡