What’s your secret talent?

I can leap tall buildings in a single bound

if they aren't too high

The gluck gluck 9000

I sneeze when the sun hits my eyes

I can sing?

@RainDropsandRoses Would You Do Me

Sitting on my ass and feeling sorry for myself that I've wasted my whole life.

not sure it is a secret...
yet i am loath to say it
"out here"

Making people laugh & creating my Time Machine

I’m pretty good at escapeing from things.

None.

POOOFFIINGGGG

annoying people