Legit listening to a video on whether or not Sandy's treedome would implode under the pressure of Bikini Bottom.WTF am I doing with my life? :(
"I wish I knew how to quit you"Brokeback Mountain is one of the saddest love story movies ever, I don't care who you are.
Knock knock, it's me, crippling depression. Let's have a talk.Why are you always trying to get rid of me? I matter too ๐
Got blocked for telling someone I'd like to play with their spleen on someone else's post? lol, awesome!
You know what time it is?! That's right, hug time!Holiday hugs this time people! Merry Christmas! ๐ค๐ค๐ค
Time is a social construct created by Rolex.Wake up people, it's time to free ourselves. *smashes the clock on my screen*
What do I do when someone I like is really super mean to me?Like, the worst. Probably worse than Stalin.
If I asked you to smack your belly in the shower while making weird noises as a personal favor, would you do it?
I need a true gentleman in my life, someone that's going to open car doors for meAt 65mph, traveling down the highway.
Looking for someone to murder me on the cheap.I have like 5 bucks and a Creedence tape I can offer as payment.