Looking for someone to murder me on the cheap.

I have like 5 bucks and a Creedence tape I can offer as payment.

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CheshireCatalyst · 36-40, M Best Comment

I'll do it on two conditions.

1) I get to keep the body

2) you don't ask why

Zer0Point · 31-35, F

@CheshireCatalyst As long as you leave a pretty corpse, you have yourself a deal 😁

KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M

What's on the Creedence tape?

Zer0Point · 31-35, F

@KingofPizza2 Oh, definitely! The whole other side is free 😁. You can do multiple recordings.

KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M

@Zer0Point Okay! Please have them in your pockets the rest of today and I'll find you.

Zer0Point · 31-35, F

@KingofPizza2 Score! 😁

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I'll do it for free

Zer0Point · 31-35, F

@NunIover I don't deserve your kindness 😄

@Zer0Point no one does but it's Christmas so I'll hook you up at lunch time 😉

Zer0Point · 31-35, F

@NunIover Sounds like date then 😉 lol 😂😂

zainababbas · 22-25, F

I can do (free of charge) ONCE U ARE DEAD ALL OF YOUR PROPERTY IS MINE

SW-User

Toss in a bag of onion rings, and I'll do it.

Sounds fun. I'm up for it

Zer0Point · 31-35, F

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