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51-55, M
United States
158 views · 6 followers · Online: Weeks ago (date?)
I Don't Steal
51-55, M
+ 0 14 replies 29 views Jul 25, 2019 |
I Don't Steal
I Like Making People Laugh
So at lunch I went to a little tavern for a burger. A full figured girl was sitting at the bar so I went up to her and bet a dollar that I could make her boobs move without touching them. The girl was intrigued I think and accepted my bet. So I...
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51-55, M
+ 4 1 reply 22 views Dec 27, 2018 |
I Like Making People Laugh
I Hate Mornings Especially Monday Mornings
Bad morning...Just rear ended a car on the way to work and a midget got out of the other car. He came to me frowning and said I'm not happy, so I said "Well, then which one are you?
51-55, M
+ 1 5 replies 10 views Nov 16, 2018 |
I Hate Mornings Especially Monday Mornings
I Hate Public Restrooms
I bet the guy at the urinal next to me is now rethinking his decision to wear flip flops today.
51-55, M
+ 3 6 replies 10 views Nov 13, 2018 |
I Hate Public Restrooms
I What Would You Have Done
51-55, M
+ 1 7 replies 35 views Feb 16, 2018 |
I What Would You Have Done
I Have a Curious Mind
51-55, M
+ 3 6 replies 16 views Feb 16, 2018 |
I Have a Curious Mind
I Like Riddles
What do men have in their pants that is 6 inches, has a head on it, and women like to blow it? Answer: A $20 dollar bill! GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER PEOPLE !
51-55, M
+ 7 3 replies 8 views Jan 10, 2018 |
I Like Riddles
I Have Something to Say
There is no straight way to wash a cucumber
51-55, M
+ 2 0 replies 1 views Dec 24, 2017 |
I Have Something to Say
I Have a Question
51-55, M
+ 0 5 replies 21 views Dec 14, 2017 |
I Have a Question
I Love Doing Laundry
LOVE putting on underwear fresh out of the dryer. They're so warm and cozy, and it's fun to scan the laundromat and guess whose they are.
51-55, M
+ 3 5 replies 14 views Nov 25, 2017 |
I Love Doing Laundry
I Have To Put Up A Christmas Tree
I bought a new Christmas Tree this morning at True Value. The check out person said to me, "Are you going to put that up yourself?", I said "No, I think that would be rather painful."
51-55, M
+ 5 2 replies 5 views Nov 25, 2017 |
I Have To Put Up A Christmas Tree
 
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