I Like Making People LaughSo at lunch I went to a little tavern for a burger. A full figured girl was sitting at the bar so I went up to her and bet a dollar that I could make her boobs move without touching them. The girl was intrigued I think and accepted my bet. So I...See More »
I Hate Mornings Especially Monday MorningsBad morning...Just rear ended a car on the way to work and a midget got out of the other car. He came to me frowning and said I'm not happy, so I said "Well, then which one are you?
I Hate Public RestroomsI bet the guy at the urinal next to me is now rethinking his decision to wear flip flops today.
I Like RiddlesWhat do men have in their pants that is 6 inches, has a head on it, and women like to blow it? Answer: A $20 dollar bill! GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER PEOPLE !
I Love Doing LaundryLOVE putting on underwear fresh out of the dryer. They're so warm and cozy, and it's fun to scan the laundromat and guess whose they are.
I Have To Put Up A Christmas TreeI bought a new Christmas Tree this morning at True Value. The check out person said to me, "Are you going to put that up yourself?", I said "No, I think that would be rather painful."
1 1