I Don't Steal

Paper towels

Expired gluten free cake mix my mother bought five years ago.

Bottles of vodka, bourbon, and whiskey

A dog biscuit jar that sings "Who Let The Dogs Out" when you open it.

My bills, help yourself 😜

Raw almonds, raw walnuts and dark, non-GMO chocolate.

Band aids, paperwork, and my kids slingshot rocket toy.

Windex, box of trash bags.and a dusty Tupperware lid...great stuff😀

a freezer

A sharpie